i woke up sober and had an idea. jobs, water and lack of it.
we have a drought in th west and south west. we just had a slew of major and costly floods. we always have these and this will continue. so we take these out of work people and build a large series of very large tunnels criss crossing the nation. open them where the floods are and send them to where the water is needed. this will employ hundreds of thousands and prevent costly flood damge while providing needed water to grow food to areas incapable of it. the tunnels can also provide back up to our railroads or shelter to the public in the event of some attack on either. these large tunnels cannot be seen form space in the event we need to shuffle our cards sort to speak. this is an overdue solution to a yearly event and a timely solution to unemployment.
if you do not like my idea , well its my sobriety to blame. its noon and time to get drunk. after i am drunk i will surely have a better idea........like learning chinese so that i can fill out the applications for postions with our government. i will then order beef and broccoli to go with my jim beam and wonder where i put my red whited and blue test.icles.